DAMN this latest piece is taking it to a whole other level... I got this one today at 12:40pm PST Its a major work of art...
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will not go up. At the beginning, that was implied, but
shorthanded goal came 76 seconds into the final period,
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Madison Square Garden, New York. Jaromir Jagr struck
After the halftime break, Chelsea continued to threaten,
commented on Louis Champagne, a Quebec radio host.
Monday, August 27, 2007
Sunday, August 19, 2007
SPLAM 2: Grandmaster MEGADIK
The very first splam poet I noticed was in this email... At first it starts really commercial and I was all pfft! sellout! Then I scrolled down and WOW the artistry is amazing... So I guess MEGADIK has to pay the bills you know so the beginning of the splam poetry is really mainstream and commercial and THEN the poetry comes flying in to save the day! My comments are in ( )
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Feel yourself like a king of the whole sexual world!
(Wow that would be great!)
her kids it's chasing butterflies, playing withand 3-year-old for many children,
(MEGADIK didn't forget about her kids who ever she is?)
Buy MegaDik!
(Yeh I know kind of a sell out with this hard sell)
We notice propose for you new product for increasing your phallus - MegaDik!
(Shit I thought I was the only one who notice proposed things! Were already friends MEGADIK)
MegaDik - this is a preparation, which very popular by Men over the world.
MegaDik - proved it’s superiority under other preparations for many times!
(for many times?! Shit thats like more than five I think! Impressive!)
MegaDik preparation has already been announced by TV and also in magazines FHM, MAXIM etc...
(Wow if it was announced by TV it must be legit!)
If you want to increase the length of your mojo, don’t waste your time!
Acquire MegaDik! provide
(Ok I want to acquire!! Wait...provide what? My CC# A happy home?)
front of get-smart "true toys" Atlanta, Georgia.places to play are scarce, the report says.her kids' friends, and
(THis is the transation point where the poetry really gets artistic)
He didnt answer her. He said,
Yes, he most certainly did, sh
But why? Gillian asked. Whats
Iain laughed. You, he answered
Brodick scowled. Iain, let it
(wow)
Aye, you are, Daniel countered
Marys blush deepened until her
The twins started crying again
Alec simply waited for the tru
Baron Jamison would certainly
(Damn you Daniel! This is so emotional its like a play!)
She wouldnt get into bed until
He gave the appearance of a co
She would have preferred sleep
She couldnt understand her hus
Then Ill be happy to instruct
Jamie, did you ever, in all yo
Were married to Scots! No, Mar
God must be very angry with us
Not God, Jamie qualified. Our
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All I can say is wow!
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Feel yourself like a king of the whole sexual world!
(Wow that would be great!)
her kids it's chasing butterflies, playing withand 3-year-old for many children,
(MEGADIK didn't forget about her kids who ever she is?)
Buy MegaDik!
(Yeh I know kind of a sell out with this hard sell)
We notice propose for you new product for increasing your phallus - MegaDik!
(Shit I thought I was the only one who notice proposed things! Were already friends MEGADIK)
MegaDik - this is a preparation, which very popular by Men over the world.
MegaDik - proved it’s superiority under other preparations for many times!
(for many times?! Shit thats like more than five I think! Impressive!)
MegaDik preparation has already been announced by TV and also in magazines FHM, MAXIM etc...
(Wow if it was announced by TV it must be legit!)
If you want to increase the length of your mojo, don’t waste your time!
Acquire MegaDik! provide
(Ok I want to acquire!! Wait...provide what? My CC# A happy home?)
front of get-smart "true toys" Atlanta, Georgia.places to play are scarce, the report says.her kids' friends, and
(THis is the transation point where the poetry really gets artistic)
He didnt answer her. He said,
Yes, he most certainly did, sh
But why? Gillian asked. Whats
Iain laughed. You, he answered
Brodick scowled. Iain, let it
(wow)
Aye, you are, Daniel countered
Marys blush deepened until her
The twins started crying again
Alec simply waited for the tru
Baron Jamison would certainly
(Damn you Daniel! This is so emotional its like a play!)
She wouldnt get into bed until
He gave the appearance of a co
She would have preferred sleep
She couldnt understand her hus
Then Ill be happy to instruct
Jamie, did you ever, in all yo
Were married to Scots! No, Mar
God must be very angry with us
Not God, Jamie qualified. Our
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All I can say is wow!
SPLAM 1 w/Viagra email
This one was at the bottom of an email with the subject "buy now Viagra 50mg" Wow this one has so much feeling and emotion... the interweb sounds pretty em0 these days I wonder what happened?
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Away, my songs, must we go
With a hand freed from weight,
XIX. Jones Sound and Beaufort Sea
To mark that square, perhaps: were Mère and Père
Want anything said at all, which I still doubt)
Lucky the bell—still full and deep of throat,
wonders if she'd ever be brave enough
And then I go on until I am beneath an archway,
Whiteness, those pediments that rise
As it sits there like an eventual
What can we know of whatever picture-plane
What? What can you do?
XV. The International Circumpolar Stations: The Greely Expedition
Grateful, I know, for just such compensations,
VII. Hudson and His Strait; Baffin and His Bay
VI. Smeerenburg and the Whale-Oil Rush
Appear to lift up from the lake;
The paths of childhood.
Beneath the snowflakes I notice façades
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You may think that this is just a bunch of random text but its not!!! THE INTERWEB is a farKing artist I tell you! and if you don't admit it you will be attacked by a ham hammer!!! Ray Kurzweil knows the future and this is it! Soon the internets will be the greatest artist in the world!!! This magnificient poetry is just the beginning!!!
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Away, my songs, must we go
With a hand freed from weight,
XIX. Jones Sound and Beaufort Sea
To mark that square, perhaps: were Mère and Père
Want anything said at all, which I still doubt)
Lucky the bell—still full and deep of throat,
wonders if she'd ever be brave enough
And then I go on until I am beneath an archway,
Whiteness, those pediments that rise
As it sits there like an eventual
What can we know of whatever picture-plane
What? What can you do?
XV. The International Circumpolar Stations: The Greely Expedition
Grateful, I know, for just such compensations,
VII. Hudson and His Strait; Baffin and His Bay
VI. Smeerenburg and the Whale-Oil Rush
Appear to lift up from the lake;
The paths of childhood.
Beneath the snowflakes I notice façades
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You may think that this is just a bunch of random text but its not!!! THE INTERWEB is a farKing artist I tell you! and if you don't admit it you will be attacked by a ham hammer!!! Ray Kurzweil knows the future and this is it! Soon the internets will be the greatest artist in the world!!! This magnificient poetry is just the beginning!!!
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